Monday, June 2, 2008

A FAn of the Fronts





Boobs, Breasts, Tits, Funbags, Jubblies, Fronts, Tops, Headrests, my best friends...
Any way you say it, I'm talking about womens chesticles.  I love em.  All of em.  Chubby boobs, flat boobs, fake boobs, and real....here's some examples.....

Saturday, March 29, 2008

Fuck George Bush!

So I just returned home from the movies.  Decided to see that new movie, "Stop Loss", which tells about how soldiers, who bravely, and without hesitation, fight in this stupid war, to defend our freedom, and then get re-enlisted, or Stop Lossed, after already fulfilling their contract.  It disgusts me to know that I live in a country who would so blatantly lie to the same people who volunteer their lives to defend it.  We were lied to about 9-11, lied to about Iraq, lied to about Afghanistan, but I draw the line here.  I will not participate in a government who deceives and forces it's voluntary military personnel,  back into combat, after they have served their country.  So a big fuck you goes out to G. H.W. B. and all the rest of you fascist's who are running this country into the ground.  And to all those people who died at the hands of our government both on 9-11 and in this senseless war, my heart and apologies go out to you for what my country has done to you and yours.
SEEK THE TRUTH.  www.infowars.com  www.zeitgeist.com And on YouTube-Loose Change Vol 2.  Watch in horror and learn the truth.

Sunday, March 16, 2008

This Is t Day The Lord has Made...

And on this glorious day, I took three super solid dumps.  I mean, I woke up to the smell of my own farts if that tells you anything.  Took a mean dump at 630 am, yes, woke up early to my bad gas, and then dropped the Browns off at the Super Bowl.  Then, on my way down to my condo, I had to stop off at Grandma's, and explode on her commode.  And then finally, about 15 minutes ago, I had my 3rd and hopefully final BM of this day.  It was still quite solid, but waaaay more minor than the other 2 today, so that's good.  And  I believe the culprit was the Barbacoa Burrito from Chipotle in Burbank last night.  It's the spicy beef, and it turned my insides into a volcano.

But I digress...I was so hyped, I got to skate the SC State PArk ledges for like 2 hours before it got dark.  I got noselide fakie out too, so I was hyped.  Anyhow, hope you all had an amazing day like myself, thank you Lord....

Black Box



Now you know I aint talking about Porno, because then the title would read Purple Box.  But Black porn is gross, even my only black friend R.Blevy says he only likes white bitches in porn or makin him eggs.  Anyhow, back to the topic at hand.  I've been at BlackBox Dis for 2 months now, and let me tell you that shit is tight.  It's skateboarding all day, everyday.  And no big dyke bosses who have no clue what it takes to run a skate business, telling me what to do all day.  And while we're on that topic, let's just say, fuck Nike US Customer Service.  The whole lot of ya....wankers.  Anyhow, Fallen is the SHIT, the core of skateboarding=Fallen, and it's only going to get better.  I'd like to give a big fucking SoCal shout out to Sharla, Colleen, Sonya, and Lee....suck my cock, rot in USCS hell...